Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Post as "My Life According to (ARTIST NAME)"

Pick Your Artist:
They Might Be Giants

Male or Female?
Women & Men

Describe Yourself:
Hypnotist of Ladies

How Do You Feel?
I Should Be Allowed To Think

Describe Where You Currently Live:
Where Your Eyes Don't Go

If You Could Go Anywhere, Where Would You Go?
Museum Of Idiots

Your Favorite Form of Transportation:
Mink Car

Your Best Friends Are:
Working Undercover For The Man

Your Favorite Color Is:
Subliminal

What's The Weather Like?
Pencil Rain

Favorite Time of Day?
Damn Good Times

If Your Life Was a TV Show, What Would it be called?
How Can I Sing Like A Girl

What Is Life to You?
Piece Of Dirt

Your Relationships:
Sapphire Bullets Of Pure Love

Your Fear:
My Evil Twin

What Is the Best Advice You Have to Give?
See The Constellation

If You Could Change Your Name, You Would Change it to:
Thunderbird

How Would You Like to Die?
Wearing A Raincoat

My Souls Present Condition:
Operators Are Standing By

My Motto:
I Can't Hide From My Mind

It's all bittersweet, at best. Tomorrow marks my sixteenth birthday, and right now the sixteenth autumn that I've seen (a very rainy one, at that).

At that date lies a loss of inner and outer youth, but there also lies greater freedom and even greater responsibility. Whether these newly found obligations will worry me or set me to greater heights will be in the hands of my own decisions. On that day, I will pledge once again to brazenly face new contracts and embrace the things that may come. I will recognize the fact that my actions will shape my habits, and ultimately shape my character towards myself and others. I promise to fight on and live my days as if they were the last. After all, the future is never guaranteed.

Why? I don't know...

This survey gets a little personal, can you handle it?
We'll see about that.

If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Texting? That's not what I do...

Were you happy when you woke up today?
To be honest, no.

When were you on the phone last? And with who?
About a week ago, with Sarah.

Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
No.

Want someone back in your life?
Many people.

What are you excited for?
Graduation day, which is far off...but nonetheless.

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Apple juice?

Are you scared to fall in love?
Sometimes...

Is there something you want to tell someone?
Yes, but they would be unethical. Believe me. >

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
My family.

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
No.

When is your next road trip?
This Fall, I believe.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Nope.

Whats your 3rd text say?
Again...I don't do texting.

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
No...

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yes, and I enjoyed it.

Do you remember who you liked in 7th grade?
I do.

What time did you wake up this morning?
10:30 AM.

What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Watched TV.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
There are many people that don't like me or my family.

What do you hear?
My brother, who is registering for community college.

Liked someone older than you?
Yep.

Any apologies from anyone recently and who was it from?
No.

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
Not at all!

Can you make a dollar in change right now?
Oh yeah. I collect spare change.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Apple juice.

Last person you drove with in a car?
My brother, and his friend.

What did you last buy?
Food from A&W.

Do you like Chinese food?
Not really.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes, I did.

What are you wearing on your feet?
Brown slippers.

When was the last time you were told you were cute?
5th grade...

What color shirt are you wearing?
Darkish green.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.

Will this weekend be a good one?
I doubt it.

Who hugged you last?
Mother.

Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

What is something you disliked about your day?
Being busy.

How much cash do you have on you?
About $35.

What's your current desktop picture?
Living trees with eyes, completely darkened by shadows, against a dark blue night sky.

Besides this what are you doing?
Petting my cat.

Are you easy to get along with?
Usually.

When was the last time you felt like your heart was actually breaking?
It was in January on a lonesome Winter night.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
That was then...this is now.

Just wanted to tell everyone that I'll be off for ten days in the upper peninsula of Michigan. It's the usual family vacation and I've been there tons of times. This time, however, there will be a big family reunion I have to go to. I'm pretty indifferent of it because I think my relatives in Michigan are kind of weird, probably because they tend to act Canadian a lot (not that there is anything wrong with that). I don't know. It's a very quiet and beautiful place to be, nonetheless.

I leave tomorrow.